Humourous tidbits said to me and oveheard in our PRU.
“You don’t need to worry about me punching you in the face because you’re alright”. – I felt myself welling up.
“I’m going to rip your head off and shit down your throat”.
“I’m going to kill you. I’m going to rip your liver out through your mouth… fucker”.
“N-O spells no motherfuckers”. After being asked to get down from the top of the lockers hissing at people.
“All teachers are gaylords”.
I told one of my students that if I saw him in town I would make a big fuss, shout his name across the road and be really happy to see him. I asked what his reaction would be… “I’d knock you out”.
“You have to quit your job if you want to play with me. You can’t be a kite flyer AND a teacher. You have to choose. Now”.
Talking to a student laying on top of the lockers – I think you’ll find that you have been climbing, you aren’t safe up there. (He lets out a big fart) I try not to laugh. “I need a fucking shite” That’s very rude. “Ok, Ok, a fucking poo then”. He proceeds to have his regular morning poo. (this student is 8).
“Where’s that science bitch? I’m going to kill her”.
“I’m trying to say fucking sorry you fucking cunt”.